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Tuesday, 28 April 2015
A.R. REHMAN - 26 unknown facts of great music legend of india
1. When Rehman was a kid, he wanted to become a computer Engineer. But he left his choice on the path of music.
2. His Father R.K.Sekhar is a famous Music Director in Malayalam Film Industry. So we can say that he has music in his blood.
3. At the age of thirteen, he played a four keyboard on T.V. in a children program called “WONDER BALLOON”.
4. His first religion was Hindu and His first name was A.S Dileep Kumar .But after his family changed religion he has the name as Allah Rakha Rehman. The reason was When Rahman’s sister fell seriously ill in 1988, Pir Qadri, who cured her, advised the family to convert to Islam and they did!
5. He didn’t complete his school, Because of poor attendance he had to left school at the age of 15.
6. During important film festivals Rahman is very conscious about his wardrobe. His wife Saira and a Mumbai based designer Deepak decides about his dresses.
7. The 1st biography of Rehman was released by Penguin Publishers. But due to some reason he didn’t accept it as his biography.
8. He is very serious about his privacy. Only director Maniratnam is the only person outside of his family who can meet him any time at his choice.
9. Rahman’s Oscar award winning song “Jai Ho” was initially composed for the Bollywood movie Yuvvraaj!. But it later became a part of Slumdog Millionaire.
10. Rahman is the only Indian to be featured in ‘List of best-selling music artists of the world’.
11. It is believed that Rahman likes composing at night as he is not disturbed by phone calls during that hour.
12. He does not let his wife or children inside the studio when he’s working.
13. Rahman doesn’t go to any kind of recreational places like theatres and parties. When he gets free time he just spends it with his family.
14. He has three kids Khatija, Rahima , and son Ameen. He loves to play games with them.
15. Rahman adds lots of sugar in his cup of coffee. The ratio is 1/4 of the size of the cup. People are amazed when they share a cup in his house.
16. He studied at Trinity college of Music at OXFORD University.
17. Rahman was 9, when his father passed away. He joined Illaiyaraja’s troupe as a keyboard player to earn for his family.
18. In 2006, he launched his own music label KM Music.
19. In 2004, he was appointed as a Global Brand ambassador of the Stop TB Partnership, a project by WHO.
20. He has been honored with the Padma Bhushan award and Padma Shri award from the Government of India.
21. In 2007, Rahman was entered in the Limca Books of Awards as “Indian of the Year for Contribution to Popular Music”.
22. He is the only music director to receive Natinal Film award for best music as a debut for the film ROJA.
23. Rahman is the first Asian to win two Oscars in same year and be nominated twice in the same category for the same film.
24. A street was named on his honor in Markham, Ontario, Canada in November 2013.
25. In 2012, Rahman revealed that he had received a Christmas card from the family of the President of the United States and dinner invitation at the White House.
26. Normally, he has no nick name in family. But his fans popularly nicknamed him as, 'The Mozart of Madras'.
Monday, 20 April 2015
woh school time-poem
Aisa nahi ki ye zindgi buri hai, par school
or
college life ki baat kuch aur hai..
.
Aisa nahi ki ab hasi nahi aati,
par dosto me beth kar khil khilane wali baat
aur hai..
.
Aisa nahi ki ab tension se raat nahi guzarti,
par exams ki raato me jagne wali baat
aur hai..
.
Aisa nahi ki aage aa kar kuch hasil nahi kiya ho,
par passing marks le kar party udane wali baat
aur hai...
.
Aisa nahi ki ab zindgi nahi kat rahi hai,
par dosto me zindgi jine ki baat hi kuch aur hai..
or
college life ki baat kuch aur hai..
.
Aisa nahi ki ab hasi nahi aati,
par dosto me beth kar khil khilane wali baat
aur hai..
.
Aisa nahi ki ab tension se raat nahi guzarti,
par exams ki raato me jagne wali baat
aur hai..
.
Aisa nahi ki aage aa kar kuch hasil nahi kiya ho,
par passing marks le kar party udane wali baat
aur hai...
.
Aisa nahi ki ab zindgi nahi kat rahi hai,
par dosto me zindgi jine ki baat hi kuch aur hai..
i can,t forget u-poem
You left me alone, I didn’t cry,
I didn’t call you & didn’t try.
Out of all the things I chose you,
I said I love you,I really do.
But now that you are with her,
I don’t know why I really care.
I tried to get over you.
But I realized that my love is true.
I did all I could to forget,
But I couldn’t do it you bet.
I waited for you on cold nights,
And watched over you from great heights.
Now that you have forgotten me,
I always stand under the tree.
Waiting for you to hold me tight,
And then I see you with her at night.
Finally you start coming to the tree,
just to say, you never loved me.
I didn’t call you & didn’t try.
Out of all the things I chose you,
I said I love you,I really do.
But now that you are with her,
I don’t know why I really care.
I tried to get over you.
But I realized that my love is true.
I did all I could to forget,
But I couldn’t do it you bet.
I waited for you on cold nights,
And watched over you from great heights.
Now that you have forgotten me,
I always stand under the tree.
Waiting for you to hold me tight,
And then I see you with her at night.
Finally you start coming to the tree,
just to say, you never loved me.
Love You Forever-poem
It’s been a long time, when I saw you 1st time.
You looked like an angel, like you are from heaven.
It’s like a dream, when you touch my hand
Everything likes slow down, and wind whispering like sweet sound.
Sun was also smiling to see my face, because there was lots of shyness on my face.
You didn’t say anything and I also.
But I read your eyes and your heart like music of piano.
You’re smiled slowly, like a rose
And my heart started to beat and also my pulse.
That precious feel I cannot explain, but it’s sweetest than everything I ever have.
Then you leaved my hand, and made me alone.
You broke the dream, what we had the beautiful one.
Now the angel of heaven is also in heaven,
And I’m alone as before, with my broken heart and scattered love…
Just to see u in my dream I want to sleep,
As like as ocean has deep.
Just wait my love, the sun is going down…
it is the end of a lone soul…..
You looked like an angel, like you are from heaven.
It’s like a dream, when you touch my hand
Everything likes slow down, and wind whispering like sweet sound.
Sun was also smiling to see my face, because there was lots of shyness on my face.
You didn’t say anything and I also.
But I read your eyes and your heart like music of piano.
You’re smiled slowly, like a rose
And my heart started to beat and also my pulse.
That precious feel I cannot explain, but it’s sweetest than everything I ever have.
Then you leaved my hand, and made me alone.
You broke the dream, what we had the beautiful one.
Now the angel of heaven is also in heaven,
And I’m alone as before, with my broken heart and scattered love…
Just to see u in my dream I want to sleep,
As like as ocean has deep.
Just wait my love, the sun is going down…
it is the end of a lone soul…..
YOUR KISS -poem
Time spent away from you brings to mind one of the many things that I miss
,There is nothing more scintillating than your kiss.
Your hair is soft and pretty and makes me want to touch,
but it is time without your kiss that grieves me so much.
I Love holding your precious hands, they are soft warm and so tender,
but it is the thought of your kiss that leads my heart to surrender.
Yes I long to massage and caress your pretty feet,
even so, your kiss is what lures me because it is so deliciously sweet.
I Love to playfully look for freckles on your neck,
but it’s your kiss that knocks me flat on the deck.
Your eyes sparkle like diamonds, leading to your soul,
but it is thinking of your kiss that causes me to loose control.
Spending time with you brings me peace like a dove,
but your kisses always fill me with endless Love.
Papu pilot-joke
Once papu was learning to fly a helicopter
After 5-6ft, the helicopter fall back to ground.
Trainer-What,s happened?
Papu- Sir , At that ft I felt cold ,that’s why I switched off that fan.
After 5-6ft, the helicopter fall back to ground.
Trainer-What,s happened?
Papu- Sir , At that ft I felt cold ,that’s why I switched off that fan.
Tagda Jawab-joke
Girl - Mat kr Picha Mera 1din royega,
.
.
.
Bahar College k Tu Samose ki
dukan kholega.
.
.
.
Boy - Tu mt Thukra Mera Pyar,
.
.
.
1Din Pachtayegi Usi dukan pe
Bartan Manjti Nazar ayegi...
.
.
.
Bahar College k Tu Samose ki
dukan kholega.
.
.
.
Boy - Tu mt Thukra Mera Pyar,
.
.
.
1Din Pachtayegi Usi dukan pe
Bartan Manjti Nazar ayegi...
Thursday, 23 October 2014
Ek Budu Raja-Funny story
Ek rajya me ek murkh raja tha,
woh itna budu tha k koi v ake use asanise apne baton me phasa k us sse inam le jate the.
Aise hi ek alag rajyase ek byapari aya.usne darbar me ghush kar kaha
Byapari-maharaj,app itne bade raja ho apko ye posak sova nehi deta ,app jaise raja ko toh swarg k indra ka posak pehen na chahiye.
Raja-indra ka posak ,ye kya hota he?
Byapari-maharaj ye ek adbhut posak he,agar ap kahe toh me apke liye la sakta hun.
Raja khush hue aur posak ko pesh karne k liye bole.
Toh agle din byapari ne ek bahat hi bada box lekar wahan pahauncha.
Usne woh box kholte hue kaha
Byapari-ye ek anokha posak he jin logon k maa ,bap ka kisi gair k sath sambandh nehi hoga sirf woh hi isse dekh dekh sakte hen aur jinke maa bap thik na ho unko ye dikhai nehi dega.
Ye keh kar usne box khola aur usme se posak nikal ne ka natak kiya,aur bola
byapari-maharaj,iske dhanche ko dekhiye,iske mukut ko dekhiye kitna sundar he....
kisi ko v woh dikhai nehi de raha tha,
par badnami k darse sab uske baaton me han kiye ja rahe the..
Unke parisad me se ek ne kaha
parisad-maharaj aisa posak mene apne zindegi me nehi dekha, ispe sirf apka haq he.
Tabhi Rajane socha k ''in sabko dikh raha he par mujhe kyun nehi'' par woh v badnami k dar se kuchh nehi keh parahe the...
Tabhi Byapari ne kaha
Byapari-maharaj,app abhi apna purana posak utar k ye naya posak pehen lijiye.
Maharaj sochne lage k sabko toh posak nazar aa raha he chahen mujhe na ho,toh ye posak pehen ne me koi paresani nehi he.
Ye soch k woh us byapari k haton se jhut mut ka woh posak leke pehen ne lage aur apna sara kapda utar diya aur nanga ho gaye.
Par tabhi parisad me sab ne unka jai jai kar karne lage.
Maharaj nanga hoke v khus ho rahe the k unhone swarg k indra ka posak pehna he.
Tabhi rani wahan se gujar rahe the,toh unhone ye dekh k ascharyase puchha
Rani-maharaj ye kya he app nanga kyun he,darbar me?
Raja-chilate hue''tumhe dikhai nehi de raha humne swarg kindra ka posak pehna he, lagta he tumhari maa bap thik nehi he''.
Tabhi rani haste hue bole
Rani- Maharaj chahen app pure sarir me swarg k posak pehen lijiye par niche toh kamse kam iss dharti ka koi kapda pehen lijiye..
woh itna budu tha k koi v ake use asanise apne baton me phasa k us sse inam le jate the.
Aise hi ek alag rajyase ek byapari aya.usne darbar me ghush kar kaha
Byapari-maharaj,app itne bade raja ho apko ye posak sova nehi deta ,app jaise raja ko toh swarg k indra ka posak pehen na chahiye.
Raja-indra ka posak ,ye kya hota he?
Byapari-maharaj ye ek adbhut posak he,agar ap kahe toh me apke liye la sakta hun.
Raja khush hue aur posak ko pesh karne k liye bole.
Toh agle din byapari ne ek bahat hi bada box lekar wahan pahauncha.
Usne woh box kholte hue kaha
Byapari-ye ek anokha posak he jin logon k maa ,bap ka kisi gair k sath sambandh nehi hoga sirf woh hi isse dekh dekh sakte hen aur jinke maa bap thik na ho unko ye dikhai nehi dega.
Ye keh kar usne box khola aur usme se posak nikal ne ka natak kiya,aur bola
byapari-maharaj,iske dhanche ko dekhiye,iske mukut ko dekhiye kitna sundar he....
kisi ko v woh dikhai nehi de raha tha,
par badnami k darse sab uske baaton me han kiye ja rahe the..
Unke parisad me se ek ne kaha
parisad-maharaj aisa posak mene apne zindegi me nehi dekha, ispe sirf apka haq he.
Tabhi Rajane socha k ''in sabko dikh raha he par mujhe kyun nehi'' par woh v badnami k dar se kuchh nehi keh parahe the...
Tabhi Byapari ne kaha
Byapari-maharaj,app abhi apna purana posak utar k ye naya posak pehen lijiye.
Maharaj sochne lage k sabko toh posak nazar aa raha he chahen mujhe na ho,toh ye posak pehen ne me koi paresani nehi he.
Ye soch k woh us byapari k haton se jhut mut ka woh posak leke pehen ne lage aur apna sara kapda utar diya aur nanga ho gaye.
Par tabhi parisad me sab ne unka jai jai kar karne lage.
Maharaj nanga hoke v khus ho rahe the k unhone swarg k indra ka posak pehna he.
Tabhi rani wahan se gujar rahe the,toh unhone ye dekh k ascharyase puchha
Rani-maharaj ye kya he app nanga kyun he,darbar me?
Raja-chilate hue''tumhe dikhai nehi de raha humne swarg kindra ka posak pehna he, lagta he tumhari maa bap thik nehi he''.
Tabhi rani haste hue bole
Rani- Maharaj chahen app pure sarir me swarg k posak pehen lijiye par niche toh kamse kam iss dharti ka koi kapda pehen lijiye..
Wednesday, 22 October 2014
Teri bewafai-poem
Behti chali me uski ore,najane woh kaun si nadi thi,
Hasti rehti thi uske hi khwabo me,na jane woh kya ehsas thi,
As adhura lage mujhe sab uske bina,
Jaise bhari mehfil me tanha khada.
Kyun chhod diya mujhe kya meri galti thi.
Yuh toh bahat si burai thi mujhme par chahat toh sacha tha,
usi pe hi yeh dil mere harpal marta tha,
Ek toh wajah bata dete k mujhse dur honeka,
Bahana kya tha.
Aj v hun sineme woh dard liye,
joh usne mujhe bewafai me diya tha
Par aj v me use chahta hun woh pehle ki tarah,
Aur sochta hun k kahin se ake phir thame woh hath mera………
Hasti rehti thi uske hi khwabo me,na jane woh kya ehsas thi,
As adhura lage mujhe sab uske bina,
Jaise bhari mehfil me tanha khada.
Kyun chhod diya mujhe kya meri galti thi.
Yuh toh bahat si burai thi mujhme par chahat toh sacha tha,
usi pe hi yeh dil mere harpal marta tha,
Ek toh wajah bata dete k mujhse dur honeka,
Bahana kya tha.
Aj v hun sineme woh dard liye,
joh usne mujhe bewafai me diya tha
Par aj v me use chahta hun woh pehle ki tarah,
Aur sochta hun k kahin se ake phir thame woh hath mera………
Thursday, 18 September 2014
Place of LOVE-poem
Love lives beyond the
tomb,
And earth, which fades
like dew!
I love the fond,
The faithful, and the true.
Love lives in sleep:
Ties happiness of healthy
dreams:
Eve's dews may weep,
But love delightful seems.
This seen in flowers,
And in the morning's
pearly dew;
In earth's green hours,
And in the heaven's
eternal blue.
It’s heard in Spring
When light and
sunbeams, warm and
kind,
On angel's wing
Bring love and music to
the mind.
And where's the voice,
So young, so beautiful,
and sweet
As Nature's choice,
Where Spring and lovers
meet?
Love lives beyond the
tomb,
And earth, which fades
like dew!
I love the fond,
The faithful, and the true.
dedicate to love of minetomb,
And earth, which fades
like dew!
I love the fond,
The faithful, and the true.
Love lives in sleep:
Ties happiness of healthy
dreams:
Eve's dews may weep,
But love delightful seems.
This seen in flowers,
And in the morning's
pearly dew;
In earth's green hours,
And in the heaven's
eternal blue.
It’s heard in Spring
When light and
sunbeams, warm and
kind,
On angel's wing
Bring love and music to
the mind.
And where's the voice,
So young, so beautiful,
and sweet
As Nature's choice,
Where Spring and lovers
meet?
Love lives beyond the
tomb,
And earth, which fades
like dew!
I love the fond,
The faithful, and the true.
Wednesday, 17 September 2014
A tribute to my parents-POEM
You are both special in
every way,
Encouraging me more &
more each passing day.
You both are the reason
why I'm so strong,
With you two the helm
not a thing could go
wrong.
You've both helped me
through many trials &
tribulations,
You’ve made things better
in every situation.
Thank you both for always
being there,
And showing me that you
truly care.
Words could never explain
how I feel about you,
But I hope you know that I
truly love you two!
dedicate to my beloved parentsevery way,
Encouraging me more &
more each passing day.
You both are the reason
why I'm so strong,
With you two the helm
not a thing could go
wrong.
You've both helped me
through many trials &
tribulations,
You’ve made things better
in every situation.
Thank you both for always
being there,
And showing me that you
truly care.
Words could never explain
how I feel about you,
But I hope you know that I
truly love you two!
Tuesday, 16 September 2014
Searching for wife-joke
An Engineer went to
Police Station for
filing report for his missing wife.
Engineer : I lost my wife, Misty. She went for shopping and still not reached home yet.
Inspector: What is her height ?
Engineer: I never noticed.
Inspector: Slim or healthy ?
Engineer: Not slim can be healthy.
Inspector: Colour of eyes ?
Engineer: Never noticed
Inspector: Colour of hair ?
Engineer: Changes according to season.
Inspector: What was she wearing ?
Engineer: Saree/suit/ I don’t remember exactly.
Inspector : Was she going in a car ?
Engineer: yes !
Inspector : Tell me the number, name and color of the car.
Engineer: Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 liter V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode.
And it has full LED
headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door
…. And
then the engineer started crying…..
Inspector: Don't worry sir, we will search your car.
filing report for his missing wife.
Engineer : I lost my wife, Misty. She went for shopping and still not reached home yet.
Inspector: What is her height ?
Engineer: I never noticed.
Inspector: Slim or healthy ?
Engineer: Not slim can be healthy.
Inspector: Colour of eyes ?
Engineer: Never noticed
Inspector: Colour of hair ?
Engineer: Changes according to season.
Inspector: What was she wearing ?
Engineer: Saree/suit/ I don’t remember exactly.
Inspector : Was she going in a car ?
Engineer: yes !
Inspector : Tell me the number, name and color of the car.
Engineer: Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 liter V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode.
And it has full LED
headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door
…. And
then the engineer started crying…..
Inspector: Don't worry sir, we will search your car.
dedicate to friends
Ishq-hindi sayari
Ishq Aisa Karo Ki Dharkan Mein Bas Jaye,
Saans Bhi Lo To Khushboo Usi Ki Aye,
Pyaar Ka Nasha Aankhon Pe Cha Jaye,
Baat Kuch Bhi Na Ho Par Naam Usi Ka Aye…
Saans Bhi Lo To Khushboo Usi Ki Aye,
Pyaar Ka Nasha Aankhon Pe Cha Jaye,
Baat Kuch Bhi Na Ho Par Naam Usi Ka Aye…
dedicate to all lovers
be sensitive - Quote of the day
"Always try to be
more sensitive
about Some one's feelings...
.
Because..
.
Some time a tear means Happiness
And,
a Smile means Hurt......................... dedicate to all
about Some one's feelings...
.
Because..
.
Some time a tear means Happiness
And,
a Smile means Hurt......................... dedicate to all
IF YOU LEAVE ME-LOVE POEM
If You Forget Me
I want you to know
one thing.
You know how this is:
if I look
at the crystal moon, at the
red branch
of the slow autumn at my
window,
if I touch
near the fire
the impalpable ash
or the wrinkled body of the
log,
everything carries me to
you,
as if everything that exists,
aromas, light, metals,
were little boats
that sail
toward those isles of yours
that wait for me.
Well, now,
if little by little you stop
loving me
I shall stop loving you, little
by little.
If suddenly
you forget me,
do not look for me,
for I shall already have
forgotten you.
If you think it long and
mad,
the wind of banners
that passes through my life,
and you decide
to leave me at the shore
of the heart where I have
roots,
remember
that on that day,
at that hour,
I shall lift my arms
and my roots will set off
to seek another land.
But
if each day,
each hour,
you feel that you are
destined for me
with implacable sweetness,
if each day a flower
climbs up to your lips to
seek me,
ah my love, ah my own,
in me all that fire is
repeated,
in me nothing is
extinguished or forgotten,
my love feeds on your love,
beloved,
and as long as you live it
will be in your arms
without leaving mine.
I want you to know
one thing.
You know how this is:
if I look
at the crystal moon, at the
red branch
of the slow autumn at my
window,
if I touch
near the fire
the impalpable ash
or the wrinkled body of the
log,
everything carries me to
you,
as if everything that exists,
aromas, light, metals,
were little boats
that sail
toward those isles of yours
that wait for me.
Well, now,
if little by little you stop
loving me
I shall stop loving you, little
by little.
If suddenly
you forget me,
do not look for me,
for I shall already have
forgotten you.
If you think it long and
mad,
the wind of banners
that passes through my life,
and you decide
to leave me at the shore
of the heart where I have
roots,
remember
that on that day,
at that hour,
I shall lift my arms
and my roots will set off
to seek another land.
But
if each day,
each hour,
you feel that you are
destined for me
with implacable sweetness,
if each day a flower
climbs up to your lips to
seek me,
ah my love, ah my own,
in me all that fire is
repeated,
in me nothing is
extinguished or forgotten,
my love feeds on your love,
beloved,
and as long as you live it
will be in your arms
without leaving mine.
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