Ek Budu Raja-Funny story

Ek rajya me ek murkh raja tha,
woh itna budu tha k koi v ake use asanise apne baton me phasa k us sse inam le jate the.

   Aise hi ek alag rajyase ek byapari aya.usne darbar me ghush kar kaha

Byapari-maharaj,app itne bade raja ho apko ye posak sova nehi deta ,app jaise raja ko toh swarg k indra ka posak pehen na chahiye.

Raja-indra ka posak ,ye kya hota he?

Byapari-maharaj ye ek adbhut posak he,agar ap kahe toh me apke liye la sakta hun.

Raja khush hue aur posak ko pesh karne k liye bole.

Toh agle din byapari ne ek bahat hi bada box lekar wahan pahauncha.

Usne woh box kholte hue kaha
Byapari-ye ek anokha posak he jin logon k maa ,bap ka kisi gair k sath sambandh nehi hoga sirf woh hi isse dekh dekh sakte hen aur jinke maa bap thik na ho unko ye dikhai nehi dega.

Ye keh kar usne box khola aur usme se posak nikal ne ka natak kiya,aur bola
byapari-maharaj,iske dhanche ko dekhiye,iske mukut ko dekhiye kitna sundar he....

kisi ko v woh dikhai nehi de raha tha,
par badnami k darse sab uske baaton me han kiye ja rahe the..

Unke parisad me se ek ne kaha
parisad-maharaj aisa posak mene apne zindegi me nehi dekha, ispe sirf apka haq he.

Tabhi Rajane socha k ''in sabko dikh raha he par mujhe kyun nehi'' par woh v badnami k dar se kuchh nehi keh parahe the...

Tabhi Byapari ne kaha
Byapari-maharaj,app abhi apna purana posak utar k ye naya posak pehen lijiye.

Maharaj sochne lage k sabko toh posak nazar aa raha he chahen mujhe na ho,toh ye posak pehen ne me koi paresani nehi he.

Ye soch k woh us byapari k haton se jhut mut ka woh posak leke pehen ne lage aur apna sara kapda utar diya aur nanga ho gaye.

Par tabhi parisad me sab ne unka jai jai kar karne lage.

Maharaj nanga hoke v khus ho rahe the k unhone swarg k indra ka posak pehna he.

Tabhi rani wahan se gujar rahe the,toh unhone ye dekh k ascharyase puchha
Rani-maharaj ye kya he app nanga kyun he,darbar me?

Raja-chilate hue''tumhe dikhai nehi de raha humne swarg kindra ka posak pehna he, lagta he tumhari maa bap thik nehi he''.

Tabhi rani haste hue bole
Rani- Maharaj chahen app pure sarir me swarg k posak pehen lijiye par niche toh kamse kam iss dharti ka koi kapda pehen lijiye..

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Teri bewafai-poem

Behti chali me uski ore,najane woh kaun si nadi thi,
Hasti rehti thi uske hi khwabo me,na jane woh kya  ehsas thi,
As adhura lage mujhe sab uske bina,
Jaise bhari mehfil me tanha khada.

Kyun chhod diya mujhe kya meri galti thi.

Yuh toh bahat si burai thi mujhme par chahat toh sacha tha,
usi pe hi yeh dil mere harpal  marta tha,

Ek toh wajah bata dete k mujhse dur honeka,

Bahana kya tha.

Aj v hun sineme woh dard liye,
 joh usne mujhe bewafai me diya tha
Par aj v me use chahta hun woh pehle ki tarah,
Aur sochta hun k kahin se ake phir thame  woh hath mera………

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Place of LOVE-poem

Love lives beyond the
tomb,
And earth, which fades
like dew!
I love the fond,
The faithful, and the true.
Love lives in sleep:
Ties happiness of healthy
dreams:
Eve's dews may weep,
But love delightful seems.
This seen in flowers,
And in the morning's
pearly dew;
In earth's green hours,
And in the heaven's
eternal blue.
It’s heard in Spring
When light and
sunbeams, warm and
kind,
On angel's wing
Bring love and music to
the mind.
And where's the voice,
So young, so beautiful,
and sweet
As Nature's choice,
Where Spring and lovers
meet?
Love lives beyond the
tomb,
And earth, which fades
like dew!
I love the fond,
The faithful, and the true.

                                                                                 dedicate to love of mine

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A tribute to my parents-POEM

You are both special in
every way,
Encouraging me more &
more each passing day.
You both are the reason
why I'm so strong,
With you two  the helm
not a thing could go
wrong.
You've both helped me
through many trials &
tribulations,
You’ve made things better
in every situation.
Thank you both for always
being there,
And showing me that you
truly care.
Words could never explain
how I feel about you,
But I hope you know that I
truly love you two!

                                                            dedicate to my beloved parents

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Searching for wife-joke

An Engineer went to Police Station for
filing report for his missing wife.

Engineer : I lost my wife, Misty. She went for shopping and still not reached home yet.

Inspector: What is her height ?

Engineer: I never noticed.

Inspector: Slim or healthy ?

Engineer: Not slim can be healthy.

Inspector: Colour of eyes ?

Engineer: Never noticed

Inspector: Colour of hair ?

Engineer: Changes according to season.

Inspector: What was she wearing ?

Engineer: Saree/suit/ I don’t remember exactly.

Inspector : Was she going in a car ?

Engineer: yes !

Inspector : Tell me the number, name and color of the car.

Engineer: Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 liter V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode.
And it has full LED
headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door 
…. And
then the engineer started crying…..

Inspector: Don't worry sir, we will search your car.

dedicate to friends

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Ishq-hindi sayari

Ishq Aisa Karo Ki Dharkan Mein Bas Jaye,
Saans Bhi Lo To Khushboo Usi Ki Aye,
Pyaar Ka Nasha Aankhon Pe Cha Jaye,
Baat Kuch Bhi Na Ho Par Naam Usi Ka Aye…

dedicate to all lovers

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be sensitive - Quote of the day

"Always try to be more sensitive
about Some one's feelings...
.
Because..
.
Some time a tear means Happiness
And,
a Smile means Hurt.........................                    dedicate to all

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IF YOU LEAVE ME-LOVE POEM

If You Forget Me
I want you to know
one thing.
You know how this is:
if I look
at the crystal moon, at the
red branch
of the slow autumn at my
window,
if I touch
near the fire
the impalpable ash
or the wrinkled body of the
log,
everything carries me to
you,
as if everything that exists,
aromas, light, metals,
were little boats
that sail
toward those isles of yours
that wait for me.
Well, now,
if little by little you stop
loving me
I shall stop loving you, little
by little.
If suddenly
you forget me,
do not look for me,
for I shall already have
forgotten you.
If you think it long and
mad,
the wind of banners
that passes through my life,
and you decide
to leave me at the shore
of the heart where I have
roots,
remember
that on that day,
at that hour,
I shall lift my arms
and my roots will set off
to seek another land.
But
if each day,
each hour,
you feel that you are
destined for me
with implacable sweetness,
if each day a flower
climbs up to your lips to
seek me,
ah my love, ah my own,
in me all that fire is
repeated,
in me nothing is
extinguished or forgotten,
my love feeds on your love,
beloved,
and as long as you live it
will be in your arms
without leaving mine.

                                                                                 dedicate to someone special

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Rocking student-joke

Teacher : How Old are You ?

Student : Check the Register ..

Teacher : Where are you from ?

Student : Check in school Info..

Teacher : Whom do u love most Mom or Dad ?

Student : Ask My Heart

Teacher : Stupid, where is your Heart ?

Student : Ask your daughter!!

Student Rock Teacher Shock

dedicate to friends

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KOI JANENA-LOVE POEM IN HINDI

Koi janena jo khwab main dekh ta hun,
Koi janena jo sukun dilse leta hun,
uski hasi bas gayi he dil me is tarah,
Koi jane na kyun me dard me v khush hone laga hun.

Woh jo pehli nazar mili thi unse,
jo woh dhire se sharmai thi mujhse,
main toh dekh ta hi reh gaya uss noor ko,
koi jaanena,kya halat hua he tabse.

Ek hi dua he aur tamana he rab,
ek baar usse miwade mujhse chahun bas,
woh khogayi he kahan,pata nehi.
koi janena,usske woger me jinda hun ya nehi.

dedicate to my love

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Interesting Taxi driver-joke

A taxi passenger touched the driver on shoulder 2 ask something
Driver screamed, lost control of the car, went up on the footpath &
Stopped few centimeters from a shop
The driver said:
“Don’t ever do that again, u scared me”
Passenger apologized n said:
“I didn’t realize a little touch would scare u so much”
Driver replied:
“Sorry, it’s nt your fault
its my 1st day as a Cab driver,
 I’ve been driving a van carrying dead bodies for last 25 yrs.

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i will always be yours-Love Quote

Having a Boyfriend or Girlfriend is not
love.
But having someone in your life on whom
you have
blind Faith that
even If you hurt them to extreme, They will hold your
hand n say,
"I was, I am, I will always be yours.                                     dedicate to all true lovers                                             

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i can,t live without you-poem

Writing and erasing your name on papers,
Crumbled and threw those for not getting words
to write,
I never knew you would become such important,
Never have I stopped thinking how you became
such important,
Like a fish outside water, I miss your talks,
I miss those lovely moments, those tunes of
Love,
I miss your warm arms that controlled me in
them,
Missing I am your cozy breath that caressed
my senses,
What has happen to me? Why am I dying for
you,
Soul of mine taking your name and Heart just
keeps beating for you,
Why you just left me here aloof in crowd of
hatred?
Taking your name just I lay here, thinking about
our oneness,
We had shared love so eternal, so very alluring,
Its not very paltry in my part to get it out of my
senses,
I still have your warmth around me,
Revolving is your image around me even though
you are far,
I know that i will gonna love you always,
Or is it just my end to come, just taking your
name.Because i can,t live without you.

dedicate to someone special

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