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Tuesday 16 September 2014

Searching for wife-joke

An Engineer went to Police Station for
filing report for his missing wife.

Engineer : I lost my wife, Misty. She went for shopping and still not reached home yet.

Inspector: What is her height ?

Engineer: I never noticed.

Inspector: Slim or healthy ?

Engineer: Not slim can be healthy.

Inspector: Colour of eyes ?

Engineer: Never noticed

Inspector: Colour of hair ?

Engineer: Changes according to season.

Inspector: What was she wearing ?

Engineer: Saree/suit/ I don’t remember exactly.

Inspector : Was she going in a car ?

Engineer: yes !

Inspector : Tell me the number, name and color of the car.

Engineer: Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 liter V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode.
And it has full LED
headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door 
…. And
then the engineer started crying…..

Inspector: Don't worry sir, we will search your car.

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